Projectiles Incoming! 

Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
07/19/2018 at 13:34 • Filed to: None

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There are reindeer antlers for your car and now Christmas trees you can strap to the roof of your car!

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Considering how poorly most people strap down anything, these will be all over the road and hitting motorcyclists.

Whats next? Magnetic presents to stick under the tree :P


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:41

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my wife hit a christmas tree (a real one) when someone didn’t properly strap it down to their roof. It was a little foggy and just really congested - there was no avoiding it, and I believe her. Gave her a flat and a little bumper cover / fender liner damage. And a big scare, mostly. 


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:42

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Invented by body shops who KNOW people will forget it’s there, causing thousands in damage to the vehicle while traversing the wilds of under-height Starbucks  drive thru’s and parkades .


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:46

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“Hey, why did my gas mileage get really bad all of a sudden?”


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:47

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The reindeer antlers have been around for a long time, I see hundreds every winter. But I’m glad to say I haven’t seen a tree yet (they’ve also been around a while, but I think people aren’t that dumb). I don’t mind Christmas lights on a roof rack or a wreath on the grill, but the tree seems downright dangerous.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:53

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duuuuuude... No..


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:57

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waterproof LED lights that plug into your car’s cigarette lighter

Sure, just run the wire through your door seals, or slightly open window. T he LEDs are waterproof, so why worry?


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Ash78, voting early and often
07/19/2018 at 13:58

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I think a big one, securely mounted upright, in the bed of a pick up  might actually be ok with me though. I wouldn't mind seeing that.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 13:59

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > LOREM IPSUM
07/19/2018 at 14:03

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Absolutely, that would be fine...I’m just looking at the promo pic and cringing.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 14:07

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This or its MB/BMW competitors or Acurlexfiniti peers are exactly the vehicles I expect to see wearing antlers, and a tree.  


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 14:14

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“ 4 Suction cups with 4 screw caps

4 Straps with hooks

Support base with folding bracket

2 Side support brackets

4 Screws with 4 spring washers”

This totally seems like the the kind of through and complete attachment method the good shoppers buying things from HSN will do each and every time they want to show their festive spirit.  


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 14:16

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Why do they need this when we already have grille wreaths?


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 15:15

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I’m offended that you’re looking at Christmas stuff in freaking JULY!

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Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 15:17

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Perfect idea!


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nermal
07/19/2018 at 15:42

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Preach!


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > nermal
07/19/2018 at 16:28

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Try being a musician.  Christmas music starts creeping into rehearsals around June...


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > nermal
07/19/2018 at 17:03

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It was from a HSN email and I had to look :)

Somehow its Christmas in July 


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > Brickman
07/19/2018 at 20:24

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Sonic Says:

If something flies into your vehicle and totals it, it’s better than it flying through the windshield. Not only are you a lot less likely to get hurt, but you’re also gonna get a new car!